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Frookies (:60 sec.) Series 1; #1:"Beethoven"

MUSIC: (Piano crescendo followed by noise of piano falling down stairs)

FAINT VOICE : (Swearing in German)

ANNCR: (sotto voce) You've been listening to Beethoven's Third Movement for non-payment of rent. And now a word about Frookies.

MUSIC (to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus)

"What's a Frookie? What's a Frookie? It's a cookie--del -i-i-i-cious!" All na-tu-ral Frookies...
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ANNCR: Are you tired of cookies that are loaded with sugar, laced with artificial ingredients and packed with preservatives? If so, then toss your cookies, and grab some Frookies.

New Frookies, the 'good for you' cookies are made with only natural ingredients. Scrumptious cookies with luscious bits of real fruit-- and all natural fruit sweeteners--no added sugar. Fookies are high in taste and low in calories, and contain not the slightest bit of artificial ingredients or preservatives.

So when you bite into a Frookie, you and your tongue experience a truly terrific taste sensation that's completely natural. Remember, if you want a real yummy tummy treat without loads of calories, toss your cookies -- and grab some Frookies, the 'good for you' cookies.

And now for the Overature from Mozart's Cosi Fan Frookie...er Fruity..er (Fade under)

MUSIC UP (Handel's Messiah) Frookies...the cookies...Forever more...

Frookies (:60) Series 1 ; #2 "Unfair Comparison"

MUSIC (to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus)

"What's a Frookie? What's a Frookie? It's a cookie--del -i-i-i-cious!" All na-tu-ral Frookies...
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ANNCR: (Oxford Diction) I'd like to take this opportunity to present an unfair comparison between new Fookies, the all-natural, 'good for you' cookies, and Government contract cookies. So, let's read the labels. Unlike Frookies, the 'good for you' cookies, this box of Government contract cookies contains 4 tons of sugar, 7 cubic yards of space debris, 6 gallons of epoxy and traces of radioactive sludge. Not very taste tempting, I'm afraid. And at 4 trillion dollars a box, they're rather pricey.

Now, on the other hand, new Frookies, the all-natural, 'good for you' cookies, have only the tastiest natural ingredients. Luscious bits of real fruit and delicious real fruit sweeteners--no sugar added.

Frookies are also low in cholesterol. And with 1/3 less calories than other cookies, the taste of Frookies never goes to waist. As you can see, Frookies are the ultimate in great tasting, natural cookies. So instead of your regular dose of Government certified ingredients, toss your cookies and grab some Frookies, the 'good for you' cookies that are naturally better--and, I might add--ecologically safe.

MUSIC (Handel's Messiah) ...Frookies...the cookies...For-e-e-ver more...

Frookies (:60) Series 1 ; #3 "Sawdust"

ANNCR:(Sotto voce) Tune in again tomorrow when we hear Lord Alfred say to Cecily: "Stay away from that wheelbarrow. What do you know about intricate machinery?"

And now a word about Frookies.

MUSIC (to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus)

"What's a Frookie? What's a Frookie? It's a cookie--del -i-i-i-cious!" All na-tu-ral Frookies...
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ANNCR: Do those low-fat diet cookies leave a bad taste in your mouth? Do the words 'wood shavings' and 'sawdust' come to mind? Then toss your cookies -- and grab some Frookies, the all-natural, low- calorie 'good for you' cookies -- with great taste!

New Frookies have only the tastiest natural ingredients. Luscious bits of real fruit and delicious real fruit sweeteners--no sugar added.

Frookies are also low in cholesterol. And with 1/3 less calories than other cookies, the taste of Frookies never goes to waist.

As you can see, Frookies are the ultimate in great tasting, natural cookies. So, instead of eating those low-calorie wooden tasting nuggets -- toss your cookies and grab some Frookies, the 'good for you' cookies that are naturally better-- and, I might add-- they don't leave splinters.

MUSIC (Handel's Messiah) ...Frookies...the cookies...For-e-e-ver more...

Frookies (:60) Series 1 ; #4 "Unnatural Acts"

ANNCR: (Sotto voce) Have you been performing unnatural acts with cookies? ...Let me rephrase that. Have you been stuffing yourself with cookies that are not made with all- natural ingredients? Then it's time for Frookies, the all-natural 'good for you' cookies.

MUSIC (to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus)

"What's a Frookie? What's a Frookie? It's a cookie--del -i-i-i-cious!" All na-tu-ral Frookies...
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ANNCR: New Frookies, the all-natural, 'good for you' cookies, have only the tastiest natural ingredients. Luscious bits of real fruit and delicious real fruit sweeteners--no sugar added.

Frookies are also low in cholesterol. And with 1/3 less calories than other cookies, the taste of Frookies never goes to waist. As you can see, there's nothing unnatural about them. Frookies are the ultimate in great tasting, natural cookies.

So the next time you have the urge to do something unnatural with cookies -- reach for Frookies instead. They're naturally better for you. And, I might add--your neighbors will think better of you for it.

MUSIC (Handel's Messiah) ...Frookies...the cookies...For-e-e-ver more...

Frookies (:60 sec.) Series 1; #5: "Love Handles"

ANNCR: (sotto voce) [gently clearing throat to get attention] One of your friends just told me about your 'love handles.' Nothing to be alarmed about --Frookies can help make them disappear.

MUSIC (to the tune of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus)

"What's a Frookie? What's a Frookie? It's a cookie--del -i-i-i-cious!" All na-tu-ral Frookies...
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ANNCR: Have you been eating cookies that are loaded with sugar, laced with artificial ingredients and packed with preservatives? The kind with a personalized 'license plate for your jeans' offer on the box? Then toss your cookies -- and grab some Frookies, the all-natural, 'good for you' cookies. They'll help make those 'love handles' disappear -- and keep you 'love handle' safe.

New Frookies have only the tastiest natural ingredients. Luscious bits of real fruit and delicious real fruit sweeteners--no sugar added. They're also low in cholesterol. And with 1/3 less calories than other cookies, the taste of Frookies never goes to waist.

For a real 'yummy tummy' treat without loads of calories -- toss your cookies -- say hello to Frookies --and say good-bye to your 'love handles'.

WOMAN: Bye - bye love handles. Helloooo Frookies!

MUSIC UP (Handel's Messiah) Frookies...the cookies...Forever more...